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For those who have not seen the film and wish to, stop reading now.
that was your only warning.




In what sadistically stupid mind was this related to northern ligthts?!
For those of you who has read it, and have seen it,
Why? why was svalbard before bolvanger?!
why did the witches not have brooms?
What the hell is up with Lord Asriel?
All in all, the best character was John Fa, he had the right eyes, personality and all the rest.
Mrs. Coulter couldn't scare a 7 year old child with her performance, Sorry, but she can't act Mrs. Coulter at all(and originally poor marisa had black hair, not blonde)
Also, what the hell? the magisterium did not have that much influence in the book, they were mentioned, but they didn't try to kill asriel, the master of jordan did in behalf of lyra's safety. Speaking of asriel, why wasn't he giving the impression of a caged animal?..He just looked out of place -.-
When lyra was at bolvanger, why wasn't she back using the ventalation shafts to walk about? what happened to the kitchen's being set on fire, AND WHY THE HELL? did the end the film there? There is no correlation between the film and book whatsoever.
they gave away important clues at the beginning that wern't meant to, what happened to that man who contacted the witches? lyra had a part to play there.
Why was billy the one in the hut by the lake? he was not the boy from the beginning who was helped to explain who the gobblers were.
What happened to the big party where lyra was filled in by lord boreal and the scholar about the gobblers.

What the hell happened to iofer racknison?and his palace of gold leaf? his council of bears?
Also, why wasn't mrs coulter mentioned when Lyra talked to him? and why didn't she leave to the ante-room to use the aleitheometer and be comforted by pan?
When iofer dies, lyra was meant to put blood moss into his wounds, and then fall asleep and be woken by roger when the bears brought him back. Then they together leave to find asriel's home in svalbard where lyra is told what dust is, then roger is taken from her, and so the betrayal that the master talks about in the beginning comes to pass( if you have joined the huge question of what really was the betrayal he was talking about, this is my understanding of it) Then she watches him be killed before marisa and asriel talk, and then leave. Him across the bridge and her back to power.


Overall. This is not northern lights placed as a film, it is little better than a mere fanfic idea that was half-assed.
feel free to point out my spelling mistakes, my book has gone wandering so naming is harder than normal.



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